Seruppadi for Dummies

A detailed guide to getting footwear thrown at you by the fairer sex.

Pickup line no.1 - "When I was bird watching, just when I was bored watching, you made me fly"

Line no.2 - "You are so fair, I wanna take you to the fair and see how we fare"
followup line : (I dont have $$ for the fare)

Line no .3 - "The reason I threw a paper rocket at you was because I mistook you for the moon"
followup line : (Your dimples like the craters on the moon)

DISCLAIMER : This book is a step-by-step guide on seruppadi. The author is in no way responsible for situations that lead to Dharma-adi by the general public