Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The news that Isn't

What do you do when one of your best frds has no time even to respond to your offlines/chat messages/sms's etc ?
Here is an innovative idea.

NEWS REPORT

Mr.Keshav Kandhadai Mukund hailing from Chennai has broken the world record holder for the maximum number of hrs worked in a day. KM Keshav or 'Sloth Kamnaati' as he is popularly called, clocked 25hrs , 4mins and 30 seconds of work on a single day.
Keshav had managed this unbelievable feat by working on different time zones during the same day (or some crazy shit like that)
Part of this marathon feat was a 1hr telephone call from an abusive caller in the United States. It was later learnt that the caller was one of Mr.Keshav's best friends and that Keshav had mistaken him for a customer. Some of Mr.Keshav's most vocal detractors allege that his achievements are bloated because of the sheer volume of prank calls made by anonymous female admirers. When contacted, a spokesperson for Mr.Keshav categorically rejected the allegations as baseless and untrue. Mr.Keshav himself could not be contacted for a statement on the issue as he was troubleshooting a windows-2009 bug for Bill Gates.

- The abusive caller from the USA

7 comments:

Deep(a) Insights said...

hahaha asinga pattaan da kesavan....dai teja you have proved again that you are jobless :P

Upasana said...

oh.... my poor poor bro :|

Tejas said...

@Deepthi
Of course...it goes without saying that I am a vetti bugger...what do u expect ? :P:P

@Upas

The part about the abusive caller is true =)
I just tried putting on an accent and he bought it :P. He spoke to me like a symantec employee :|

ssl said...

lol, poor kesh, did he manage to figure out your dulcet tones towards the end or did you have to tell him it was you? :P

Tejas said...

@CT
well, after giving him 4-5 unmistakable clues, he managed to figure out that it was me :P

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Unknown said...

Oh man!!!! Poorest Teddy!!! :( Tej , hats off to you for puttu vechufying bout Kesh's activities so colorfully! And am sure there is some truth in the bit bout prank calls from his female admirers....;) Gotta catch the Romeo himself to get any comments on that!!:D If that is at all possible!!! :)